Blonde
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a
gun. Sure enough, when she comes home, she opens the door and finds him in
the arms of a redhead. The blonde is angry - she opens her purse to take out
the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and points it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up,
you're next."